I’m so done with being sick. I can’t hear anything, my head hurts, and I can’t breathe. I just need to be tucked in with a fleece blanket and a couple of pillows…
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
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Pretty much everything on that list..
everything and more
Getting a Brazilian is not nearly as painful as you guys are imagining. And now I have the softest skin ever :)
I’m waiting. And slightly scared.